when your ear finally unpops and everything is in HD and you start hearing things you’ve never heard before
(via gigglingbean)
This is my ruler and notepad tattoo. I believe that tattoos can be used for functionality as well as memory. I’m a designer, so I use the ruler for buttons, zippers, and trim widths. Usually the notepad has an address or to-do list on it. :)
(Source: fuckyeahtattoos, via orgasmic-humor)
I know this is playdough and all but I would gobble that upThis is why playdough is non toxic
(Source: foeisme)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos
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(via tomatomouthkisser)
that is a plant, it doesn’t know how to use an atm machine. i bet it doesn’t even know where it is right now. every year trillions of plants are being kidnapped from their families and taken to unknown facilities where they are bound by what humans call “pots” leaving them paralyzed for the rest of their lives. 1 reblog= 1 prayer
(Source: ghostmodern, via tomatomouthkisser)
you guys remember that cute skater guy that confessed to playing cello in high school musical?
he’s now a convict for armed robbery :-)
OMFG
(via graip)
does anybody ever stop and think about how many people have probably talked shit about you unknowingly like when you consider how much you talk about other people with your friends do you just ever think about how many bad things other people have definitely said about you
(Source: louiswilliams, via reesewithoutherspooon)
2 inces shorter and i could legally be a midget. ok
are you telling me that you’ve been illegally a midget this whole time. call the cops
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